Bamboo-zled

April 30, 2009

plants – $6 (santa monica)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-29, 9:37AM PDT

Plants (6): all for $25 or $6 each
2bamboo
2 hibiscus flowers
2 green plants

plants1   plants2

what lovely plants, I must know more about them…

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First Email

Hello kind friend,

Do any of these plants bring good Karma with them?  I’m trying to cultivate a karma conscious, climate controlled garden on my patio.  It’s like going green, but spiritually green.

Namaste and blessings,

Ty

"The eagle flies because it must; it hunts because it must; but it cries because of us."

(that quote that at the end is my email signature that I feel just makes me seem a little crazier and a little more believable)

Reply

Good Afternoon Ty,

Well, I love these plants a lot…and am looking for a good home for them as I am really sad to have to leave them behind.

I have kept the bamboo alive for 4 years now…which I would say is great karma! The other plants are about a year old.

Anyways, would love to put them in a good sounding home like yours.

I’m home right now if you want to give me a call.

Debbie

Second Email

This is wonderful for my soul to hear Debbie.  It sounds like these plants should be just brimming with good karma and positive vibrations.  I must ask though, forgive me if this  sounds strange, have they been raised near any dreamcatchers?  You know, those native american trinkets that catch dreams?

Namaste,

Ty

2nd Reply

I’m not sure if this is good or bad….but no.

Third Email

This is very bad. Sorry.  But do not feel bad, many people do not know this information.

3rd Reply

no prob! have a great one!

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I love Debbie’s uncertainty of what will come of her second reply.  You can almost feel the anxiety in her reply.  I wavered on how to answer this, but decided that the plants’ lack of exposure to dreamcatchers must most certainly be a very bad thing to the very spiritual “Ty Wilsone”

Namaste.


UFO Citing

April 29, 2009

DO YOU NEED A NOTARY PUBLIC? – $10 (Southern CA)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-28, 7:59AM PDT

I come to you. Cash or, barter.

Joe (cell) 626-840-****

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he come to me? I gotta get in on this…

First Email

I have a strange question.  I believe I may have witnessed some sort of UFO last tuesday night in Apple Valley.  Can I have my written account of the event notarized?
 
Namaste friend,
Ty

Reply

Absolutley! Write it up and I’ll notarize it with my stamp.
There will be an offical date, if that’s what you are attempting to do.
 
Joe

Second Email

Do you think it will make people more inclined to believe me?  I want to be taken seriously.   right now most people just think I must be crazy or "seeing things."  Well i AM seeing things, UFOs people! Wake up!
 
I apologize for the outburst.
 
Namaste
Ty

2nd Reply

All it will do is verify you are the person making the statement and dated, when you are making it. That’s all…
 
Joe

Third Email

So, it wont make it a law that poeple have to believe me? :(

Do you believe me?

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I wonder how far Joe is willing to travel to stamp papers with his magic non-law making stamp?  I guess he would have at least traveled to Apple Valley.  Hardly seems worth the $10.

Namaste.


Chair-man of the Bored

April 29, 2009

Black Poang Chair – $25 (Malibu)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-29, 8:23AM PDT

It’s a great chair, I’ve had it for only about a year and has worked really well for me. However, I’m moving out of LA and need to sell it quickly. Would appreciate a buyer who could come get it in the next day or two. Please contact if interested, we can talk about the price!

loungechair

 

 

 

 

 

 

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First Email

Sweet ass chair, does it like rock a little?

Ty

Reply

Um maybe a little. Are you interested in it?  -natalie

Second Email

In rocking out?  Hell yeah I’m interested in rocking out!  In fact – you could call me the CHAIR-man of Rock!
 
What is the discount for pickup up early?
 
Ty

2nd Reply

Ha, I’ll give it to you for 25 if you get it anytime tomorrow before 5.
 
That OK??
 
And i’ll give you a free pillow…….. (one side red, one side blue)
 
you can’t pass up a deal this good…..

Third Email

Which side of that pillow is the cooler side? 

This is a rather enticing offer!
 
Ty

3rd Reply

They are both cool. You can change which color depending on your mood.
 
Can you come tomorrow?

Fourth Email

Can I have something else instead of the pillow?

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Natalie never responded.  Its too bad, she really sweetened the pot with that mysterious mood-based color changing pillow.  I shouldn’t have pushed my luck.  Now I’m stuck with all my stupid non-Poang chairs and dumb single color pillows.

I’ve finally gone too far.

Namaste.


Cause and EFX

April 29, 2009

 

WANTED::PIONEER EFX 500 (cerritos)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-28, 2:41AM PDT

WANTED****** PIONEER EFX 500***********WANTED
email be your price. pls.

efx

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First Email

Awesome, lets trade!
Namaste,
Ty

Reply

hi. i looking for the pioneer efx 500. whats ur price?

beale

Second Email

Eh, I suppose I can do 350 cash

2nd Reply

would that be ur lowest bottom line price?

Third Email

How about 275 and an item in trade?  Perhaps an animal pelt of some sort.

after no response, I sent a fourth email…

Alright – I will include 2 animal pelts, a whale tooth, a small hand made knife and $300 for your Pioneer EFX.  Final offer.

3rd Reply

sorry but im looking for the unit. not selling.

Fifth Email

I do not understand.

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Surprisingly, Beale didn’t respond to my fifth and final email.  I was really hoping he could clear up my confusion, but alas; I shall go to my grave without any idea why he wouldn’t sell his EFX 500 to me.

Namaste.


Coke Addict

April 28, 2009

 

COCA COLA BOTTLE TIN – $10


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-28, 1:46AM PDT

Coca Cola Tin that looks like a Coke bottle. This tin is in wonderful condition, no chips, dents or scratches. The top is hinged on the left side and opens. It measures in inches approx.: 4 W x 13 L x 3.5 H.

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First Email

Is this wonderful tin still available?

Namaste good friend,
Ty

Reply

Ty,
 
Yes the tin is still available.  If you tell me where you are located I can arrange a convenient location where we can meet for you to see it.
 
Thanks,
Shirley

Second Email

Oh wonderful.  This is sort of strange to ask but, my father recently passed and loved Coca Cola.  I was hoping to find something like this to put his ashes in.  Is it big enough to hold about 5lbs of ash?

I apologize if this is startling :-\

Namaste,
Ty

2nd Reply

Ty,
 
Sorry to hear about your father.  Tin is large but it might work.  The size is 4 W x 13 L x 3.5 H.  What do you think.
 
Regards,
Shirley

Third Email

Hmmm, I’m not sure.  Well,maybe I could put like half of him in that and then like store the rest of his ashes in just like a 2liter coke bottle until I can find another tin or other suitable container.  That wouldn’t be too disrespectful would it?  He did love Coke after all!

Sometimes I wonder if maybe if he loved diet coke he would have lived longer :(  

Namaste

Ty

3rd Reply

you could try putting the other ashes in another Coke tin.  Do not use the 2 liter bottle, because it is made of plastic and would not be a suitable container even if temporary.
 
Shirley

Fourth Email

I suppose you’re right.  I don’t even have a funnel – it would be very difficult to get the ashes down the skinny opening of a 2 liter bottle.  That could have been very messy!  Thank you for the advice.

Is this the only tin you have?

P.S. – Someone told me that the “ashes” are just the ground up bones.  Do you know if that is true?

Namaste
Ty

4th Reply

Ty,
 
This is the only tin I have.  When would you like to see it.
 
Shirley

Well, I couldn’t just leave Shirley hanging, so I sent one last email to her…

Fifth Email

Shirley, I spoke to some people in my family and they dont like my idea very much :(  They claim its disrespectful and that as far as they remember, he didn’t even like Coke that much more than other drinks.  :-
 
Sorry for the confusion – but thank you for the help, I hope you find a buyer for your nice tin
 
Namaste and blessings,

Ty

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So what did we learn from Shirley? 

  • Should you store your father’s ashes in a coke bottle shaped tin?   Sure!
  • Should you store his leftover ashes in a 2 liter bottle?  No!
  • Are cremation “ashes” just the powder from ground up bones?            I guess we’ll never know.

Namaste.


Only stools rush in

April 28, 2009

Bar Stools – $15 (Northridge)


Reply to: *****
Date: 2009-04-28, 3:03AM PDT

2 bar stools for sale. Vinyl seat cushions. One in good condition, the other one needs a cover or to be repaired.

barstools

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First Email

How old are these?  Are they stable? Comfortable?

They kinda look like those big things from War of the worlds.  That movie was kinda scary.

Namaste friend,

Ty

Reply

I am not sure how old they are, but they are very sturdy. There is no wobble with a 300 pound person on them. They are padded so they are surprisingly comfortable.

Brian

Second Email

Wow – these sound pretty sturdy!  I’m starting to believe that they must be from War of the Worlds considering the strength they possess! (just joking :-D )

Can it hold 350lbs?  I have a cousin who visits frequently who is on the larger side.

Namaste,
Ty

2nd Reply

350 pounds won’t be a problem.

Third Email

The stools don’t have any weird odors or anything I hope?  Is the cushion material leather?  I try to own as much leather as possible to honor my ancestors and native American heritage.

Namaste,
Ty

3rd Reply

No odors. They are vinyl

Fourth Email

Is there any chance I could just borrow these?
Namaste,
Ty

4th Reply

LOL. No

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What is it with people selling bar stools?  So either Brian weighs a dainty 300lbs or someone who often sits on his stool does.  I just hope the poor guy has had more than 2 people sit on his stool, unlike lonely, depressing Rose.

Namaste.


Ipod Nono

April 27, 2009

Apple Ipod Nano video – $100 (Tujunga)


Reply to:  *****
Date: 2009-04-26, 11:58AM PDT

Ipod nano 4gb video, 3rd generation with belkin protective case. Apple wall charger and usb cable. In great condition. Thanks

ipod

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First Email

Greetings,

this is one beautiful ipod.  how much is it?

Namaste,
Ty

Reply

its 100$ thanks,

andrew

Second Email

I do alot of motivational speaking for large groups of amputees – do you think this would be a good thing to show videos on?

Namaste,
Ty

2nd Reply

NOt sure, its a 3rd generation nano with 4gb of memory. Holds 1000 songs

Third Email

Do you know any amuputees that need some motivation? A “leg up” if you will? (Just a little amputee humor – it kills at the events!)

Would you delete the songs on there or leave them on if i wanted?

Namaste,
Ty

3rd Reply

I’m leaving the songs on, u can delete if u choose.

Fourth Email

I’m going to go out on “a limb” and say that I “stumped” you on the amputee question. (See what I did there??) But thats alright :)

Would you be willing to take anything in trade?  Or only 100dollars?

Ty

4th Reply

Sorry not looking for trades. Need the cash since im moving. Thanks

Fifth Email

Damn. I dont know what to do with all these weird artificial limbs and was hoping we could trade.  they’re starting to really creep me out.  Well maybe ill try and post them on craigslist.  thanks man – good luck

Namaste,
Ty

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Mr. Andrew was a man of few words.

Namaste.