Walther-Glas Fruit Bowl Centerpiece – “Swing” Model – Never Used – $5 (Palms)
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Date: 2009-05-15, 9:47AM PDT
Walther-Glas Fruit Bowl or Centerpiece – “Swing” Model – $5
-Would make a nice wedding gift!
– Never used, I’m a bachelor and don’t need it
– Made entirely of glass, 12 1/2″ across
– Very pretty, decorative accent
Me: Hey dude – would this be gay to give to my best friend for his birthday?
Charlie: Well that I do not know. never had anyone ask me that. Made me laugh, so thanks for that. Up to you, man. If he’s like metro or married could be a good gift, I don’t know.
Me: well i dont think apple valley counts as metro L.A., I think its like San Bernadino county or something. He’s not married but he does have some fruit trees. I think it would be cool for him to like have something designed just for displaying fruit but I dont want him to be like “what the hell youre gay you cant come over anymore.” I guess maybe I could claim its an ash tray if he’s like “why did you get me a fruit bowl – are you a fruit?” Ash trays are much straighter i think.
Charlie got scared off I guess, but I think I’ve discovered an untapped market – glassware for homophobes. Not secure in your sexuality but still want to exhibit some amount of class and style? Then try…
Damn straight. I’m gonna be a bazillionaire.