Table – $5 (1mi. from csulb & traffic circle)
Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-05-23, 3:29PM PDT
Coffee table – $5
Me: Hello. What is your table made of?
Stephanie: It’s wood
Me: Perfect. I am looking for a wood table that I can do some carving on to make a cool design. Nothing too crazy. Just maybe like a skeleton doing a rain dance (for rain) – Is this something you think could be done?
Stephanie: Hey yeah, it’s a good wood table for what you want to do. Plus it’s not too much of a burden lol. I’m waiting for a reply though from a lady because she wanted to pick it up sometime this week and is offering me $10. But I’ll let you know asap =)
Me: I will give you $10 plus sand collected from the beach of eternal serenity. I will also allow you to come share a meal with my associates and myself when I have completed the carving. It will be a meal you will never forget. I am also considering doing the carving of a wolf feasting on the intestines of a fallen warrior. ______________________________________________________
Never heard back from Stephanie. Surprising too, I thought my counter offer was very attractive.
My associates will be very sorry to hear that Stephanie will not be joining us for dinner.