Crystal Rose Petal Bud Vase – $20 (Glendale)
Date: 2009-06-04, 10:29AM PDT
Crystal Rose Petal Bud Vases. $20.00 for the set of two. In excellent condition.
Me: Do you still have these lovely vases? They are shinier than anything I have ever seen on craigslist! (WHICH IS ALOT)
Darla: Yes, I still have them. They are very nice vases!
Me: I do have one question, forgive me if it is foolish – but where do I purchase the crystal roses that go with these? (I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THEM)
Darla: I don’t know that crystal roses go with these vases. You can put regular flowers, roses, etc. in them.
Me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. the vases are crystal. I feel so dumb (I KINDA AM) whoops! Do you know what crystal these are? I wonder what flowers would look best, maybe pernithums or some sagewickers.
What do you think? pernithums or sagewickers? I value your input! :)
And do you prefer cash?
(Yep, I just made these flower names up off the top of my head)
Darla: I suppose either would look good! I accept cash only.
Me: I’m having trouble finding sagewickers. Do you know any nurseries near you that might have them?
Darla: No, sorry! I don’t even know what they look like!
Me: WHAT!? THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLANT/FLOWER IN THE UNIVERSE (well, I guess I don’t know if there are other plants in the universe) OR EARTH AT LEAST! I MUST BRING YOU SOME, YOU WILL LOVE THEM!!!1! :-D
Darla: I tried to goggle sagewickers and come up with nothing but wicker furniture. They seem to go by another name “Wood Sage”.
Me: have included a picture of it, I really believe that this is perfection (WHEN IT COMES TO PLANTS HAHAH) I love how delicately its little petals reach out into the air like a warriors hand reaches for his weapon to protect his property (LIKE HIS HOUSE AND HORSES AND WIVES) wouldnt you agree? wouldnt they look stunning in your vases?
Darla: Yes they are quite nice….thanks for the picture!
Me: so when would you like to buy my sagewickers? THEY ARE BLOOMING
Where do I begin with this post?
First, Darla says both Pernithums and Sagewickers (the flowers I made up) would look good in the vases. THEN she admits that she doesn’t know what they look like. THEN, when I send her a picture, she claims they are “quite nice.” No, Darla, they’re not. I found them by googling “ugly flower.” They look like disheveled dandelions.
But if you think Sagewickers are ugly, you should see some Pernithums.