AUCTIONEER NEEDED (LOS ANGELES)
Date: 2009-06-04, 10:26AM PDT
I am opening an antique auction and I need an auctioneer that is familiar with antiques. If there is an interest in this job please email me or give me a call at (310) 409-**** –Joshua
Me: heythereimanauctioneerivebeendoingitfor10,20,25yearstobeexact peoplehavecalledmethebaberuthofauctioneering oneofthegreatesttoeverswingthemallet(getit?likeswingingabat) iamveryfamiliarwithalltypesofantiques,antiques,antiques,iwillsellthem formaximumprofitandefficiency.ialsoliketomixinjokeswheniamrunning theauctionitkeepspeopleawakeandontheirtoes. sincerelytywilsone
Joshua: When would you be available to come in for an interview?
Me: howbout2,canIgeta2,2pm,2pm,doIheara2:30 whateverworksforyouworksforme.
I really cannot believe he responded. Does he think that auctioneers actually type the way they speak or does he just assume that the spacebar on my keyboard is broken?
Seriously, I have nothing else to say. I still cant believe he replied.