Electric Meat Grinder (Highlands)_____________________________________
Reply to: *****
Date: 2009-06-16, 3:09PM EDT
Looking for a meat grinder that grinds bones for cat food making.
Looking for something fairly cheap.
Can trade for $ or photographic services or 2 Schwinn bike frames
Me: I have lots of grinders, of all types and for all purposes.
Lew: Great. How much would an electric one that grinds bones as well as meat be? Or were you interested in trade?
Me: I have many that will grind bones. Is there a specific kind of bone you wish to grind? I have no need for money. A trade for an interesting item will suffice.
Lew: Chicken bones and rabbit bones are essential to a cat’s diet, so not giant bones, just enough for a turkey or something.
OK, these are the things I have that I can trade:
A bookshelf, an entertainment center, books, a Scwhinn bike frame, a multitude of books, an oxygen tank holding walker and a light bright with the bulbs.
Does any of this interest you?
Me: Friend, it is okay – You do not need to hide your true need for these ground up bones. I too am Wiccan and know how important ground chicken and rabbit bones are for our various ceremonies and rites! Isnt it great we found each other? Though I must admit, the cat story is very clever! If I wasnt a wiccan I would have never guessed! Do you attend any of the Wiccan groups in the louisville area? I am looking for a new one if you could recommend one to me that would be AWESOME. anyways, I would like to know more about the Schwinn bike frame.
Hail and Well Met,
Lew: Actually… I’m an atheist.
My cat has reoccurring urinary tract infections and the vet told me its either very expensive prescription cat food or the healthier alternative which is a raw food diet. http://www.catinfo.org/makingcatfood.htm
The frame is vintage. I can take a picture for you. It’s just a frame, no tires or handle bars.
Me: Wait… you really need the bones for your cat?
PLEASE dont tell anyone my secret!! I thought you were wiccan too and would understand. This is terrible. Do not worry, it is not bad for you – just for me.
Lew: Its already in the papers, honey
Me: Excuse me, please stop emailing me. I don’t know who you are. I am not a wiccan. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT ISSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Well, it worked – Lew stopped emailing me. But I do not think my secret is safe with her. I will have to cast a spell of silence upon her.
This was quite an informative conversation though. I learned that cats with UTI’s need ground bones in their diet and that “Hail and Well Met” is a traditional Wiccan greeting. Thanks Google.
Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as Namaste though.