A Bloody Good Deal

Used Restaurant Equipment Needed (Phoenix)

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Date: 2009-05-29, 12:39PM MST

Used restaurant equipment needed. Kitchen equipment, tables, chairs, counters. Reply only if equipment is clean, good price and in good working condition.

We had a terrible accident at our restaurant.  It is now closed.  We are hoping to sell the majority of our equipment.  Would you be interested?

yes call 602-418-****

Cannot call curently (legal reasons) – We have three large refrigerators, a freezer unit, stove, dishwasher, and other equipment.  Some were involved in the “accident” – does that matter?

can we see the equipment

Most of it is currently being held as evidence but I can send you some pictures I took before the “incident” – Would that be okay?  I included a picture of one of the refridgerators.










yes we are inrerest does the equipment still look like useable equipment

Yes – they may need some heavy cleaning/scrubbing though.  Most of the units are stainless steel though, so I dont think it will take too much to remove the blood.  There are some scratches and marks from the “event” that will not come out but they are cosmetic and should not effect the usability of the various appliances.  Sorry if this is startling.

call us when you are ready

I’d be willing to sell for less if you can handle the cleaning yourself.  I really cant imagine dealing with it.  I still can hear the screams and yeah, I’d just much rather not have to bother with it.  Everything does work really good though.  Wish I didnt have to sell it all.

we also buy tables chairs any thing to do with restaurant keep in mind

No furniture.  Most was burned and whats left is in no condition to ever be used again.

where is your restaurant located?

Do you buy kitchen supplies too?  We have a good set of professional kitchen knives.  It is only missing the meat cleaver.

Jennifer was awfully persistent.  I like that she was willing to buy equipment that had obviously been part of a terrible accident/murder as long as the price was right. 

But I guess when it came down to it, no murder weapon = no sale.



6 Responses to A Bloody Good Deal

  1. Jennifer says:

    Oh very good!! How in the world did she never ask?? You know she had to be biting her tongue!

  2. OhDear says:

    I reckon she must have just been totally desperate

  3. Shawn says:

    easily the funniest yet hahahahaha

  4. Haha says:

    lol that was awesome. the “accident, the “incident”, the “event”. It’s almost poetic.

  5. Morgan says:

    *shudder* that warmer looks like it’s in the kitchen hotel of The Shining.

  6. Jen says:

    Wow – this stuff is amazing! I hope you continue writing. My sister and I laughed till we got tears in our eyes!

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