A Bloody Good Deal

June 24, 2009

Used Restaurant Equipment Needed (Phoenix)


Reply to:****
Date: 2009-05-29, 12:39PM MST

Used restaurant equipment needed. Kitchen equipment, tables, chairs, counters. Reply only if equipment is clean, good price and in good working condition.
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Me:
We had a terrible accident at our restaurant.  It is now closed.  We are hoping to sell the majority of our equipment.  Would you be interested?

Jennifer:
yes call 602-418-****

Me:
Cannot call curently (legal reasons) – We have three large refrigerators, a freezer unit, stove, dishwasher, and other equipment.  Some were involved in the “accident” – does that matter?

Jennifer:
can we see the equipment

Me:
Most of it is currently being held as evidence but I can send you some pictures I took before the “incident” – Would that be okay?  I included a picture of one of the refridgerators.

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Jennifer:
yes we are inrerest does the equipment still look like useable equipment

Me:
Yes – they may need some heavy cleaning/scrubbing though.  Most of the units are stainless steel though, so I dont think it will take too much to remove the blood.  There are some scratches and marks from the “event” that will not come out but they are cosmetic and should not effect the usability of the various appliances.  Sorry if this is startling.

Jennifer:
call us when you are ready

Me:
I’d be willing to sell for less if you can handle the cleaning yourself.  I really cant imagine dealing with it.  I still can hear the screams and yeah, I’d just much rather not have to bother with it.  Everything does work really good though.  Wish I didnt have to sell it all.

Jennifer:
we also buy tables chairs any thing to do with restaurant keep in mind

Me:
No furniture.  Most was burned and whats left is in no condition to ever be used again.
 
Ever.

Jennifer:
where is your restaurant located?

Me:
Do you buy kitchen supplies too?  We have a good set of professional kitchen knives.  It is only missing the meat cleaver.
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Jennifer was awfully persistent.  I like that she was willing to buy equipment that had obviously been part of a terrible accident/murder as long as the price was right. 

But I guess when it came down to it, no murder weapon = no sale.

Namaste.

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Eel Knievel

May 11, 2009

Shop Vac Portable Wet/Dry Vacuum – $15 (Altadena 91001)


Reply to: ****

Date: 2009-05-10, 3:30PM PDT

1 Horsepower 1 Gallon Shop Vac For Sale. Good Working Condition. $15.00 OBO

-Patrick

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Lets get a vacuum shall we?

Me:  Vacuum still available?
Namaste,
Ty

Patrick:  Yup

Me:  Can this vacuum up liquids?  Is that what it means by “wet”?

Patrick:  Yea that means the motor and the electronics are protected against liquids. So if you spilled some coffee in your car, you can vacuum it up with this.

Me:  Would it be able to vacuum large amounts of liquids?  It sounds ridiculous but I have an eel in my aquarium that I need to get out but I just can’t seem to catch him!  I’m thinking something like this would be great to try and suck him up with.

Patrick:  That sounds hilarious…  I’m honestly not sure what would happen if you tried to vacuum large amounts of liquids with this vacuum. I have a larger shop vac (5 horsepower) that would do the trick.. but that one isn’t for sale. I guess for 15 dollars it might be worth a shot no?

Me:   BloodCruncher (my eel) is a pesky bastard.  It doesnt help that his aquarium holds about 200 gallons of water and that  he also has plenty of places to hide amongst the rocks, plants and skulls that I’ve filled his tank with.  I’ve spent that last 3 days trying to catch him with a net I have but it’s not working.  I almost got him once but sort of just crushed his head against the side of the tank – I think his eye (his good one) might be hurt so its even more important that I get him out.

How long is the nozzle of the sucker thing on the shopvac?

Patrick:  4 feet

Me:  Hmmm… BloodCruncher is 4.5 feet long.  but I guess he could probably still be sucked up just fine as long as there isn’t anything inside the chamber that might chop him up.  Do you know the size of the opening of the nozzle?

Patrick:  I think maybe you should find another, more humane way, of catching him. I think the vacuum will probably harm him. Sorry I couldn’t help. Have a good day.

Me:  Please help me catch my eel.

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– Patrick and his vacuum have two similarities; neither will help me catch an eel and they both suck.

Yeah, I went there.

Namaste.


Chief Frosty Drink

April 25, 2009

Soda vending machines FOR SALE – $100


Reply to:  *****
Date: 2009-04-23, 3:01PM PDT

needs a little work but it holds cans good for five selection i used it for my boys room its 65 cent machine so you can charge your friends a drink .. i did its a great piggy bank

sodamachine

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First Email

How many cans can it hold?  Can you use beer?  Can you adjust how much it costs for a drink?  Do you think it would look good with a native American warrior airbrushed on the front?
Oh and has anyone famous ever used this???
Thanks – very interested!
Namaste,
Ty
Reply

it can hold over 120 cans it .. as long as the can is a 12oz can then beer or what ever you want will work.no one famous owned it ..it is possible to change out the cost of the can but you have to order the parts for the machine to do it .. if you personalized it . it would be authentic air bushed or what ever you want….

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How informative, I suppose it would be  “authentic  air brushed” or whatever I want.  I’m sold!

sodamachineimproved 

Awesome, I’d almost actually consider buying this. 

Namaste.


George Foreman for me man

April 24, 2009

George Foreman Grill – $10 (Whitsett/Oxnard)


Reply to: ******
Date: 2009-04-22, 12:23PM PDT

Model GR10A George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine. Have it in original box. Works just fine. Moving and can’t take everything with me. Call 602-576-****.

grill

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First Email

Hi.  What color is your grill?  Is it blue?  If not, do you think you could paint it?  I can pay extra.
 
Namaste.
Ty

Reply

It is white and I will not paint it.

toni.

Second Email

Oh okay :)  I guess I could have it painted myself.  I’m really interested in having some Native American art painted on it.  Like maybe a wolf looking at the moon or a warrior on his horse, you know?  My whole house is decorated like that and I’d love a grill to match.

Does it work good?  Do you think a wolf or warrior would look better on it?
 
Namaste,
Ty

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Alas, I never heard back from toni :( How will I ever decide between a wolf and a proud native warrior without his valuable input? Or grill a delicious, lean mean burger for that matter!

Namaste.


Let there be light(s)

April 24, 2009

Torch Lamp – $10 (626-226-**** San Gabriel)


Reply to:*******
Date: 2009-04-22, 12:02PM PDT

300 watt torch lamp, lights up a whole room easily! Selling because we moved and the previous owner left us several lamps. San Gabriel area.

torchlamp

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First Email…

Hi.  I saw your posting about your friends leaving lamps with you.  Can I leave some lamps with you too?  You can sell them for me?  You can have the money.  Just cover gas?
 
I have many lamps.
 
Namaste,
Ty Wilsone

Reply…

no thanks.  i’m having enough trouble selling the one i have.  thanks for offering though.
 
jim

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Bummer – I think Jim and I could have had a beautiful partnership.  Oh well.

 Namaste