My 1998 VW Jetta for your… (West LA)___________________________________
Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-06-16, 4:14PM PDT
i have a 1998 jetta that is it very good mechanical condition. 132k miles, 5 speed stick shift, power locks.
I Don’t drive it anymore…this would be perfect for a highschool/college student. I am willing to trade for a scooter or sports bike. If you have anything else to trade I would be willing to entertain interesting offers…
Series inquiries only please. Thanks
Me: I would be happy to trade with you.
Jake: Hi sal, what do u have?
Me: Well. It depends. Are you looking for “interesting” items? (DO NOT WORRY. THAT IS NOT SEXUAL INNUENDO)
Jake: What do u have
Me: I have an extensive collection of things in jars. You name it, I’ve got it in a jar. Really.
And if I dont, I can get it. Often times, I can get very large things into a comically small jar.
Sort of like a ship in a bottle but instead of a ship, it could be something like a turtle (without the shell)
Me: Hello? If you are trying to think of something you would like in a jar, it doesnt have to be just one thing. I can trade you many of my jars (and their contents) in exchange for your car.
Jake: No thanks
Me: Are you sure? Id be willing to trade one of my most prized jars. It has over 37 different toes (in fermaldyhyde) – most of the toes are pre-1920’s. It is a great conversation starter and looks great on a coffee table or near a liquor cabinet.
Some think it is gruesome but I think it is interesting to ponder who these toes belonged to and what sort of lives they lived and what led them to losing their toes. I know at least two of them are from miners in the gold rush times who lost them due to frostbite. I will be sad to see them go, but I need a car.
Seemed like an even trade to me.