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May 4, 2009

+_+_+_+_ 2 casses of rockstars!+_+_+- – $80 (sunland)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-05-01, 11:26AM PDT

i have2 casses of rockstar normal and punched! i dont drinking the stuff . both are new and untoched!
looking to trade for xboxgames , or what you got? or take um both for 60

rockstarenergy

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First Email

Greetings friend,

It has come to my attention that you have in your possession a pair of cases containing the delicious elixir known to humanity as Rockstar Energy drink.  Is this true?  Do you have such a surplus of libation?  I would be highly interested in acquiring this bevy of beverage from you.  What is it that you seek in compensation?

Good tidings to you sir – Please respond post-haste,

Ty Wilsone

Reply

ill i have are 2 casses for 60 bucks :)

jonny

Second Email

Has someone previously imbibed of your product?  That is to say, have the lips of another already tasted from the sweet nectar of the Rockstar flower and quenched their energetic thirst?  Or, are these in pristine condition, having never been enjoyed by another?

Great thanks,

Ty

2nd Reply

there are new and shrinked wraped in a case of 24 ,

Third Email

Oh this does alleviate a great deal of concern I had.  I trust the canisters have nay been exposed to any strains of the virulent scourge currently identified as Swine Flu?  I should not hope to be struck down from such a disease for simply hoping to greatly increase my energy quotient.

Many thanks to you,

Ty

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Dammit.  Jonny never responded.  So much for getting my hands on 2 “casses” of these “untoched”, “shrinked wraped” energy drinks that he “don’t drinking.” 

Guess I’ll have to find a different method of contracting Swine Flu.

Namaste.