Heavy Meddle

May 2, 2009

Wanna Start A Band (Los Angeles/North Hollywood)


Reply to: *****
Date: 2009-05-01, 10:48AM PDT

Hi
I LOVE all kinds of music but love performing Rock the most Classic Rock and 90’s Rock. I am not the best vocalist but I am definitly passionate and I have lots of potential. (Black Male age 30 here) I am looking for other creative music lovers who would like to collaborate and start a band. Maybe we will just have fun and it will be a healthy creative outlet, Or, maybe we will play a few clubs. Lets Rock!

yes, lets…

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First Email

Greetings friend!

I saw your posting on craigslist regarding starting a band!  Lets do it.  What shall we call ourselves?

In the name of ROCK,

Ty

Reply

Cool title, More about you.

cool title? what the hell is this guy talking about?

Second Email

I come from a proud native american background (blackfoot) – I enjoy the music of Led Zeppelin and Rush cranked to maximum volume.  I have never insulted a woman.  I am unstoppable.  I am a great team player and very respectful of strong people.  I am heavily involved and interested in mysticism and history of the far east.  I love all things, that have good in them.  And i want to crush all that is bad.  I live a very pure existence and will always love my mother,  Mother Earth.
How about you?
Ty

2nd Reply

I too love Zeppelin, the Mars Volta, Gnarls Barlkley and so many other bands and artists, I could go on forever.  I am pretty versatile musically.  I am learning the power of positivity. I believe in GOD as a guide and a re-energizing source of POWER and Creativity. I am powerful beyond belief, so are you. I embrace differences, I am very tolerant and open minded and respectful of all spiritual beliefs.
I work in social services as a day job, helping disadvantaged youth.  So I am constantly giving of myself and need other healthy creative outlets. I’ve done many things career wise. What do you play?  How old are you?
T’mon

-HELL. YES. This guy is AWESOME.

Third Email

Rock on.  I too can go on forever.  The universe is expanding at an exponential rate.  Thus we all expand, whether we like it or not.  I am sad for feeble, weak minded people who will never experience the thrill of TOTAL cosmic domination.  life force that flows through all beings is so strong if it is harnessed properly.  I think in many instances, music is the outward expression of that strength and power.  But – it must be played heavy and it must be played loud.  Otherwise, the universe will deny it.

I believe age to be irrelevant, as we are all old souls.  But in mans construction of "time" – I am 3 seasons of the mahogany, or 30 years old. 
I am glad to hear of your contributions back to society.  That is a worthy cause and you shall be blessed many times over, I am sure of it.

Ty

3rd Reply

Cool well how would you contribute to the band? What do you play? Do you play?

Fourth Email

I do not play any instruments.  But I can sing with the scream of an eagle and the bone thrilling shriek of a 1,000 banshees.
I can also write award winning songs at will.
The pen is truly mightier than the sword – but ROCK is mightier than all.  What shall we be called?  How about Comanche Nightmare?

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I didn’t hear back from T’mon.  Can you believe that?!  Alas, Comanche Nightmare just wasn’t meant to be.  Too bad too, considering we were both all powerful and whatnot.  Sounded like a pretty awesome basis for a band.

And why was this in the barter section of craigslist?

Namaste