DO NOT WANT

May 13, 2009

Are you a dog lover and can help me now? (SFV)


Reply to: *****
Date: 2009-05-13, 1:10AM PDT

need help washing my dog. basically need someone to come feed her treats while I wash her in the tub, need to do it tonight.  in return we can also wash your dog or I can give a deep tissue sports massage?

just looking for kind dog lover that will not flake and be able to show up asasp.

-at 1:10 in the morning?!

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Lets wash a dog! 

Me:  I could probably help you if you can help me in turn.  What is your pups name?  How come he needs a washing so bad?

Namaste friend,
Ty

Dan:   LOL she does not smell bad or anything LOL
she is just over due for a bath thats all LOL

her nane is Lola by the way

and what do you mean ” …  if you can help me in turn ” ?
what do you need help with ?

also what does ” Namaste friend ”  mean ?

Thanks
Dan

-I can already tell this will be a great conversation…

Dan (10 mins later): Hello.  What happed? Did i loose you ?   :)

-woah, easy there tiger.  Its been ten whole minutes.  I sure hope you didn’t “loose” me…

Me:  I require assistance curing some hides from various animals that have met their fate at my bow.

And “Namaste” means ‘I bow to you’ in India.  “friend” is a cordial term for another person. 

I am especially effective at soothing canines.  Lola sounds like a loyal companion.

Namaste,
Ty

Dan:  Wow  why do you seem like your talking a diffrent language than english ? LOL

i know i am not dumb but your going way over my head LOL
Can you please stick to simple plain english  :)

i still have No idea what you need me to help you do
can you please be more specific ?

Me:  I am a great hunter.  I have many pelts that need to be treated, dried, cured, etc – so that they may be sold and traded at market.  Pelts are the hides from animals like otters, beavers, rabbits, wolves, bears, cows, squirrels, cats, raccoons, bobcats, lynx, marmots.  All the beautiful creatures of the wild.

Dan:  And do you mean you can help me out tonight ?
I am assuming your not too far from west LA / santa monica

Name ?   M ?  F ?

Dan here
thank you

Me:  I am Ty Wilsone.  M.  I can get to santa monica with the swiftness of a salmon.

Dan:  Well TY, its hard for me to say yes to helping you out since i have no idea what that process entails ..

why cant we stick to helping you wash your pet or even giving you a massage …  LOL
Where are you located ?

there are a couple of pics of Lola and one of myself
So your meeting complete strangers  hahadbdbdb

loladog

 

 

 

 

 

 

– oh dear God…

Me:  This is not what I desire!

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I feel like I need to take a shower after this email…

And maybe a massage?

Namaste.

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