dot or feather?

May 9, 2009

corner table – $15 (sangabriel)


Reply to: *****
Date: 2009-05-08, 11:02AM PDT

storage corner table 15 $ only
please call 626287****.
thank you

cornertable

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And so it begins…

Me: beautiful table still available?

Namaste,

Ty

Bhuvana:

yes i have the corner table please call 626287****

thankyou.

Me: How many sides does it have?  I get confused when trying to count them.

Bhuvana: hi.  its a 6 sides do you like this?

Me: I do like this. 6 sides is very pleasing to me. six is a strong number, symbolizing virtue, honor and masculinity.  has this been owned by any powerful men?

Bhuvana: thankyou so much. i think you are an indian.right.

namasthe .

Me: No, Native American. (unless this is what you meant when you said indian)  I raise eagles for a living.

Me (20 mins later): still there?

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eaglehunter

Bhuvana was not still there.  Either she feels bad for assuming I was “dot indian” and not “feather indian” or she’s terrified that she’s pissed off some Native American out there who raises eagles and she wants NO part of that.

But props to Bhuvana for being the first craigslister to write “namaste” back

Namaste you all – and may you never know the fury of “thunder talons”



Nice Rack

May 1, 2009

Ikea CD Rack + Tons of CDs!!! (Silver Lake)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-28, 8:19PM PDT

Yes- its the Ikea CD tower everyone has, but with a twist- its chock full of cds!
I’m moving and I need someone to take the whole thing, not just some cds, not just the tower, but everything.

CDs are all over the place, from Outkast to The Shins to Juice Newton, to Billie Holiday…I can’t attest to the condition of them all, I never listen to them anymore, but many have never been played.

There is some candle wax on the tower that will easily come off.

BEST OFFER by Thursday Night comes and gets it!

cdrack1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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First Email

Greetings,
 
Is this awesome cd tower still available?  BTW, your music taste sounds impeccable.
 
Namaste,
Ty

Reply

yes no offers yet

Second Email

Would I be able to come by with a portable cd player and listen to your cds? (with headphones on of course)  You wont even know I’m there – I can be very quiet.  If you’d prefer, I can come over when you’re gone.  Just leave the keys for me under the mat?
 
Just kidding :)
 
What sort of offers are you looking for?  Cash? Items?
 
Namaste,
Ty

2nd Reply (2 days later)

Hello – thank you all for contacting me about the CDs and tower. My highest bid is $105. If anyone would like to up the ante, speak now or forever hold your peace. I would like someone to pick it up tonight.

Thanks!

Third Email

Three potted plants, an old eskimo coat, fifteen bottles of water, one bowling shoe, a gently used african spear and 9 dollars.  final offer.

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She didn’t email me back.   I knew my second email was way outlandish, so my plan was to say that I was joking and reply to her next email with something even crazier.  Unfortunately, she didn’t reply to that email.  And as far as my final offer,  someone else must have been able to sweeten the pot with a brand new spear.

Yeah, that’s gotta be it.

Namaste.


Only stools rush in

April 28, 2009

Bar Stools – $15 (Northridge)


Reply to: *****
Date: 2009-04-28, 3:03AM PDT

2 bar stools for sale. Vinyl seat cushions. One in good condition, the other one needs a cover or to be repaired.

barstools

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First Email

How old are these?  Are they stable? Comfortable?

They kinda look like those big things from War of the worlds.  That movie was kinda scary.

Namaste friend,

Ty

Reply

I am not sure how old they are, but they are very sturdy. There is no wobble with a 300 pound person on them. They are padded so they are surprisingly comfortable.

Brian

Second Email

Wow – these sound pretty sturdy!  I’m starting to believe that they must be from War of the Worlds considering the strength they possess! (just joking :-D )

Can it hold 350lbs?  I have a cousin who visits frequently who is on the larger side.

Namaste,
Ty

2nd Reply

350 pounds won’t be a problem.

Third Email

The stools don’t have any weird odors or anything I hope?  Is the cushion material leather?  I try to own as much leather as possible to honor my ancestors and native American heritage.

Namaste,
Ty

3rd Reply

No odors. They are vinyl

Fourth Email

Is there any chance I could just borrow these?
Namaste,
Ty

4th Reply

LOL. No

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What is it with people selling bar stools?  So either Brian weighs a dainty 300lbs or someone who often sits on his stool does.  I just hope the poor guy has had more than 2 people sit on his stool, unlike lonely, depressing Rose.

Namaste.


Bar none.

April 24, 2009

Bar stool – $5 (Whittier)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-22, 8:24PM PDT

I am selling a barstool. I would say the color is birch.

stool

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First Email

What bar is this stool from?  Did you steal it!! haha i hope so – Ive always wanted to steal one!

Thanks!
Ty

Reply

Hi,
No, I didn’t steal it. Are you interested?

thanks,rose

Second Email

Oh okay :)  So you bought it from the bar?  Thats cool!  Do you maybe know how many people have sat on this stool?  I’m very interested!
 
Namaste,
Ty

2nd Reply

I got it at the store, not the bar and I have no idea how many people have sat on it. In my place, maybe 2.

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I didn’t respond back, I’m not sure why but I’m glad to know Rose is so popular that upwards of two people have been to her place and sat on her stool!

Namaste.