~/~/~Cow Skull~/~/~ – $40 (Beaverdale)
Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-06-04, 8:44AM CDT
Cow Skull for sale – in really good condition. $40
Me: What sort of skull is this? It looks impressive. Strong.
Namaste to you, kind hunter,
Katie: It’s a real cow skull.
Me: Oh how wonderful! Did you hunt the cow yourself? I have never hunted cow, mostly just squirrel and other ground varmints. Your cow skull would look wonderful in my den. I think my family will like it when they visit (but I wont let my uncle Herman see it – he likes to lick things :( I dont know why)
How much were you hoping to sell it for?
Katie: $40 for the unlicked version
Me: I sure hope its unlicked! Silly uncles. You never said how you killed the cow? I bet it was a great hunt!! Is the skull pickup only or can I arrange for shipping?
Katie: I’m afraid the cow died of natural causes. And it’s for pick-up only – I would hate to ship it and it break. Cash only too. Thanks!
Me: I am sorry to hear the cow died of natural causes. I hope it did not suffer. It was obviously a beautiful and majestic animal. I live in Oregon. Are you coming here any time soon? (We dont have sales tax and we have some really big lovely trees! I can show you them!) I really need this skull.
Me: SKULL SKULL SKULL SKULL SKULL
This is my first interstate interaction. What a historic moment. Katie is from Iowa and I was sent her ad by reader Stacy. If you see something particularly interesting/lame on craigslist, feel free to email your submissions at email@example.com and I may just have some fun with them.