A Sticker Situation

May 27, 2009

Old Computer Monitors – $10 (East L.A.)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-05-23, 3:26PM PDT

old monitors that still work but I dont use. They are just collecting dust, asking ten bucks each. if interested my cell is 562 328 **** or email me. they are pick up only ……serious buyers only….

monitor

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Me:  Do you still have the monitor with the sticker on it?

Mike:  yes I do…..

Me:  What does the yellow sticker say?  “The Fair (something) – Manipulator” ?

Mike:  “the fall of troy manipulator”………

Me:  hell yes.  I would like to buy this sticker.

Mike:  just the sticker?……

Me:  correct.  I do not need a monitor, but I love Fall of Troy and have always wanted a cool sticker like this.

Mike:  um…….dont know …….im a little lost for words…..  not to be negative or anything but wouldnt be better to get a brand new sticker?

Me:  I do not know where to get this sticker.  I must have THIS sticker.

Mike:  how much we talking?

Me:  I will remove it for a very low cost.

Mike:  sorry but the sticker stays with the monitor …….

Me:  GIVE ME THE STICKER.

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Mike didn’t give me the sticker.  Quite surprising, considering my offer to remove it for such a low cost.  Good deals like that are hard to come by in this recession.

Namaste.


Cause and EFX

April 29, 2009

 

WANTED::PIONEER EFX 500 (cerritos)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-28, 2:41AM PDT

WANTED****** PIONEER EFX 500***********WANTED
email be your price. pls.

efx

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First Email

Awesome, lets trade!
Namaste,
Ty

Reply

hi. i looking for the pioneer efx 500. whats ur price?

beale

Second Email

Eh, I suppose I can do 350 cash

2nd Reply

would that be ur lowest bottom line price?

Third Email

How about 275 and an item in trade?  Perhaps an animal pelt of some sort.

after no response, I sent a fourth email…

Alright – I will include 2 animal pelts, a whale tooth, a small hand made knife and $300 for your Pioneer EFX.  Final offer.

3rd Reply

sorry but im looking for the unit. not selling.

Fifth Email

I do not understand.

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Surprisingly, Beale didn’t respond to my fifth and final email.  I was really hoping he could clear up my confusion, but alas; I shall go to my grave without any idea why he wouldn’t sell his EFX 500 to me.

Namaste.


Ipod Nono

April 27, 2009

Apple Ipod Nano video – $100 (Tujunga)


Reply to:  *****
Date: 2009-04-26, 11:58AM PDT

Ipod nano 4gb video, 3rd generation with belkin protective case. Apple wall charger and usb cable. In great condition. Thanks

ipod

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First Email

Greetings,

this is one beautiful ipod.  how much is it?

Namaste,
Ty

Reply

its 100$ thanks,

andrew

Second Email

I do alot of motivational speaking for large groups of amputees – do you think this would be a good thing to show videos on?

Namaste,
Ty

2nd Reply

NOt sure, its a 3rd generation nano with 4gb of memory. Holds 1000 songs

Third Email

Do you know any amuputees that need some motivation? A “leg up” if you will? (Just a little amputee humor – it kills at the events!)

Would you delete the songs on there or leave them on if i wanted?

Namaste,
Ty

3rd Reply

I’m leaving the songs on, u can delete if u choose.

Fourth Email

I’m going to go out on “a limb” and say that I “stumped” you on the amputee question. (See what I did there??) But thats alright :)

Would you be willing to take anything in trade?  Or only 100dollars?

Ty

4th Reply

Sorry not looking for trades. Need the cash since im moving. Thanks

Fifth Email

Damn. I dont know what to do with all these weird artificial limbs and was hoping we could trade.  they’re starting to really creep me out.  Well maybe ill try and post them on craigslist.  thanks man – good luck

Namaste,
Ty

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Mr. Andrew was a man of few words.

Namaste.


Warning: Grafix Content

April 26, 2009

I Am Looking for a turbo grafx 16 (South Gate/Downey)


Reply to: ****
Date: 2009-04-24, 10:13AM PDT

I Am looking for a Turbo Grafx 16. I Am looking to you trade for it. If you have one and want to trade for it then you can send me a message to my email. Thanks

 turgo

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First Email

I will happily trade you two skulls (one human) for your turbo grfx console.  If you have any games, I will give you a amazonian neckless.

Namaste,

Ty

Reply

Hey wats Up..a human skull??? um..lol  Sorry man but the ad i posted was that i was looking a turbo grafix 16  i dont have one Thanks anyway…

Second Email

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  Well – do you have anything you’d want to trade for a skull?

Namaste,

Ty

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I love how this guy wasn’t that phased that I tried to trade him some skulls.  He was just mildly amused.  And why does he need a Turbo Grafx 16?  Never heard of emulators?

Namaste.